A guy chasing a gold coin dangled in front of him

JUST A GULLIBLE GUY

He'll chase anything shiny. Statistically, so will you.

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FREE MONEY, RIGHT HERE

One button. One million dollars. No catch that we're going to tell you about.

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the lore

HE FALLS FOR EVERYTHING

Every cycle there's a guy who reads "ape now, retire tonight" and apes his whole balance at 3am. He's early to nothing and last out of everything. He is not the mark. He's the mascot.

fell for it exhibit a

"100x by Friday"

He bought the top on Thursday so he'd be ready. Technically the guy was right about the date.

fell for it exhibit b

"The dev is doxxed"

The dev was a stock photo of a smiling man in a headset. He did not question the headset.

fell for it exhibit c

"Trust me bro"

The strongest form of due diligence known to him. Zero research, maximum conviction, full send.

self assessment

ARE YOU ONE OF US?

Tick anything that applies. Be honest, nobody's watching.

I have bought a coin because a man in a rented Lamborghini told me to. I have said "this one is different" about something that was not different. I have clicked a button that said "click here to win $1,000,000". I am reading this instead of doing my job.

TICK ONE AND WE'LL DIAGNOSE YOU0 / 4

the coin

CONTRACT ADDRESS

This one is real, and it's the only one. Check it against the address posted on X before you buy — every other address you see is somebody fishing for a gullible guy.

contract address

H83D7mvT1sWuQCUJZzJDVLuCwB6e2fRk3a8VGwj5pump

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